Too Drunk To Frak

Posted on 23 July 2009

Yes, yes I’ve lost my edge in the last couple of weeks… I’ve noticed this as I perused my ‘blog stats’, noticing the huge decline in readers (boo to you fuckers!) and I can only say that I blame a little person named Roo… I’ve been a bit distracted, but I’m back on my game now.

To celebrate this realignment onto the straight and very narrow minded Mudisland guise I went out last night to B@1 with the Aussie clan in Covent Garden… I rocked up at work still drunk this morning… To give you an idea how drunk I was this morning: I gave The Photographer a call to let him know what I was wearing on this fine summers day, you know, just to let him know (pink polo, black & white striped trousers and white plimsoles – yes, I rule) – I only ever phone The Photographer in the middle of the night when I’m at Walkie, not at 8:45am on my way to work… Good form if I do say so myself!

Right, and I just realized I’m off tonight to see my mate Rob’s band Cartel in Islington tonight… another flippin night out… another trip to Major’s dodgy chicken at 1am I can guarantee you!

Alright, after all that I think you deserve to know the Springbok line up for Saturday’s war with the All Blacks in Bloem… Behold – The God XV

1     Tendai Mtawarira
2     Bismarck du Plessis
3     John Smit
4     Bakkies Botha
5     Victor Matfield
6     Heinrich Brussow
7     Juan Smith
8     Pierre Spies
9     Fourie du Preez
10     Ruan Pienaar
11     Bryan Habana
12     Jean de Villiers
13     Jaque Fourie
14     JP Pietersen
15     Francois Steyn
16     Chilliboy Ralepelle
17     Jannie Du Plessis
18     Danie Rossouw
19     Ryan Kankowski
20     Ricky Januarie
21     Morne Steyn
22     Wynand Olivier